Oh, Tom. When will you learn to stop being such a nuisance and stand out of the way when someone is being given the Heimlich maneuver? If only someone had posted a warning sign to educate you about the pitfalls of being in the blast zone…
# THE REST OF THIS BLOG WAS LOST WHEN THEATER HOPPER MOVED TO WORDPRESS IN 2009 #
BREATHE!
*gasp!*
*wheeze!*
Jimmy, you saved my life! Even after you were fired, you were the first to come to my aid.
Now I see the error of my ways. I was WRONG to fire you. I’ve learned my lesson! Please come back to work at the theater!
Sure thing, boss!
WOW! I guess I learned hard work, a little perseverance and good timing can REALLY pay off!
And I learned never to stand in front of someone that is being given the Heimlich maneuver!