Call me cynical, but the trailer for Lockout looks a lot like a parody of an action movie that would be situated inside some kind of comedy film. How could you NOT think that with delicious dialog like “There’s only one man who can get her out.” “Who?” “Snow.” “He’s the best there is… but he’s a loose cannon.”

Nevermind that is pretty much a straight rip-off of Escape from New York.

Oh, well. I suppose kids today won’t figure that out.

Lockout stars Maggie Grace, Peter Stormare, and Guy Pearce. It opens April 20th.