It’s been hard for me to come up with new jokes this week because I’m saving a lot of ammo for next week and Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Things have gotten so bad, I have to make fun of the Jessica Alba vehicle Honey. That’s why I’m wearing a sports bra and tights in today’s comic. Are you happy now?

I have no reason to see this movie – not even for a rental. If the end up playing it on an airline flight, I will lock myself in the overhead compartment. Why? Because I’ve seen it before. SEVERAL times before. Flashdance. Showgirls. Glitter… and now Honey. They’re all the same movie and bad ones at that! Sorry, Ms. Alba. Not even the sight of your bare midriff will convince me otherwise.

There’s not a lot of news to spread around right now. Iowa is in the grip of a blizzard at the moment, so I’m having fun shoveling and re-shoveling my driveway…

Have you thought about checking out the forums? I’ve added some new features including a bank and lottery hack that dovetails into a fun points system we’ve developed. It’s a very friendly community and new people are joining every day! Maybe you should, too!

If you really need something to do, you can give us a little vote love over at buzzComix. That’s always good for a shot in the arm!

I might have more to talk about later. I certainly hope so. This wasn’t much of a blog…