Someone else is going to have to tell me what the hell is going on with my BuzzComix “vote for me” incentive sketch because I sure as hell can’t recall what was going through my mind as I drew it.

I suppose the same could be said about today’s comic. I don’t expect any of you to be up-to-date on the movie trailers and advertisements for kids films, but honest to God, there is a clip in the trailer for Agent Cody Banks: Destination London where we learn that Beanie Babies were developed by the CIA. At this point, a Beanie Baby dressed in a camouflage uniform lunges for some dude’s throat. It’s not a great joke to begin with, so it stands to reason the best I could come with was a lame pun to parody it with.

Is it just me, or has this been a pretty dull March for movies? There is absolutely nothing new in theaters that I want to see. What do people do when they aren’t watching movies? Read books? Talk to their family members?

Good news on the home front. It looks like Cami won’t be leaving for the Mega Mall on Saturday after all. She’s leaving Sunday and taking a day off on Monday. I recognize that’s an odd schedule to arrange, but I’m happy because Cami and I will have at least half of the weekend together. Now none of you need worry about me watching Schindler’s List alone in the dark, slitting my wrists afterward.

“But Tom! What about Sunday?” you may ask. Well, Amazon just delivered the third season of Futurama to my doorstep this week, so I will likely spend the Sabbath wallowing in its four-disc glory.

Keep checking the site today. I have a couple more messages I’m too lazy to type in at the moment.