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In real life, Cami and I saw the trailer for this holiday’s live-action Alivn and The Chipmunks movie in front of The Simpsons Movie. When it was over, the audience audibly groaned with such displeasure, it was like someone told them they would be audited after that evenings cinematic offering.
I don’t know if a great deal of outrage is needed to convince you that what transpires in the trailer is the absolute WRONG way to relaunch a franchise. Watch it and be amazed. It’s true – Alvin really does eat a chunk of chipmunk droppings and it’s not gross-funny. It’s just plain gross.
The movie is for children, for crying out loud! Do you know any children who are laughing at this? Because if you do, you might want to take them in for a psychological evaluation. They might end up torturing chipmunks in a few years and turn into serial killers not long after that. I hate to sound like a fuddy duddy, but this kind of “entertainment” for our youth has to be doing emotional damage. It’s like someone created some kind of Saturday morning cartoon version of Jackass for the kids!
As much as I would like to continue talking about rodent droppings, I have something more important I want to discuss with you…
Yesterday, Sunday, August 5, Theater Hopper crossed an important milestone. We celebrated our 5 year anniversary!
I know that in the grand scheme of things, a mildly popular web comic that has stuck it out for five years isn’t an overwhelming artistic achievement. And I’ve seen several of my web comic brethren shrug off the occassion as just another day. I was tempted to do the same thing because I didn’t want to look like I was tooting my own horn. But the truth of the matter is, by celebrating this anniversary, we’re celebrating you.
I think anyone with two brain cells they can rub together know that most artists pursue their art to be recognized by their peers – and I’m no different. So I won’t lie and say that I would be doing the comic whether I had fans or not. Granted, Theater Hopper started as an experiment to help teach me web design. But as more and more people gathered around the site, I became more and more challenged to see what I could do with it. How many more people could I turn on to my work? How could I get my voice out there?
You guys have done a lot of the legwork for me by continuing to spread the word about Theater Hopper. Telling your movie-loving friends about us. Sharing links on web sites and community forums telling people “Hey! Check this out!” Because of your enthusiasm, I’ve made great friends from all over the world who share my passion for movies, comics and comedy. It’s been an amazing ride so far and I would have never imagined five years ago that this is where Theater Hopper would lead me.
So to ignore the occasion? Impossible. Because ignoring the milestone would be ignoring you – and that’s just stupid!
To thank you for your support – we’re running a little promotion on our two books: Theater Hopper – Year One and Theater Hopper – Year Two. For the next 5 days – from now until Friday, August 10, I am SLASHING prices on the books down from $15.00 to $10.00 a piece! If you bundle both of them together, you can save an extra buck and get them for $19.00 (you’ll save on shipping, too!)
I want you guys to spread the word about this awesome opportunity. If you have a MySpace page, a Facebook listing, a LiveJournal page, a tall cliff and a megaphone – WHATEVER! I want everyone to know about this awesome, once-in-a-lifetime chance to snag over 400 pages of content in full-color with complete commentary you won’t get anywhere else! If you’ve been sitting on your hands waiting to pick up these books, NOW IS THE TIME TO DO IT! If you want to get a little early holiday shopping done, pick up these books now and squirrel them away until December because it’ll never happen again!
Please keep in mind that this offer is not available for our books and t-shirt bundles. This offer is exclusive to books only. My goal is to move as many books as I can as quickly as I can in hopes of raising funds to start production on Theater Hopper – Year Three.
Remember, this sale lasts for five days only – from now until Friday, August 10. Once it’s over, prices go back to normal. So order today and THANK YOU for your support! I couldn’t have made it five years without you!
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When Cami uses logic, Tom ends up getting his coat.
Curiously, there’s been a lot of references to the consumption of excrement in the last few months. Am I developing some kind of mental disorder?
Despite our horror in response to the first trailer for Alvin and The Chipmunks, real-life Cami turned a corner after seeing the second trailer in front of Enchanted a few weeks ago. The scene she describes in the comic was the clincher and, I have to admit, it is pretty adorable.
If you haven’t seen either one, I dug them out of YouTube for your time-wasting enjoyment.
Alvin and The Chipmunks: Trailer 1
Alvin and The Chipmunks: Trailer 2
Out of the gate, the Alvin and The Chipmunks movie didn’t make a good first impression. Between the turd eating and the ill-concieved reimaging of The Chipmunks as some kind of hard core hip hope group in the poster, a lot of people were left scratching their heads.
At first, I wondered “Why even make an Alvin and The Chipmunks movie? It’s been years since I’ve even thought of their Saturday morning exploits.” Growing up in the ’80’s, they had a cartoon show that remember fondly and the CGI version of The Chipmunks seemed like a perversion of the characters. The “Two Chipmunks, One Cup” thing going on in the trailer didn’t help that perception.
Then I realized that The Chipmunks have been around in one form or another since the 1950’s and obviously this iteration wasn’t aimed to my sensibilities. I worried for the future of society if this is what kids find funny, but otherwise found the film harmless and it dropped off my radar.
But now with the second trailer, I’m starting to think “Hey, this doesn’t look too bad.” Now I’m worried about my own mental stability.
I’ll never completely understand the appeal of The Chipmunks. It’s just some dude speaking and singing at ramped up speed. Now I’m starting to think there’s something in the harmonic frequency that delights the pleasure centers of our brain involuntarily. Like the nefarious “brown note,” it’s beyond our control.
Ross Bagdasarian Sr. set loose something unholy with his creation. Need proof? Alvin and The Chipmunks have won FIVE GRAMMYS.
Isn’t America great?
That’s it on my end. Have a great weekend everybody!
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