A medicine cabinet. In the dining room. Why? Were the previous owners of my house insane?
When my wife and I took possession of the house we thought “Oh, they left that ugly mirror.” Well, as it turns out, the ugly mirror is a freaking medicine cabinet.
This weekend was very, very long. I am due to pick up my wife from the airport tonight. Hopefully she did not stray from the beaten path and become ambushed by backwoods pot farmers.
(Note to Kentuckians: I have been to your state several times. It is very nice. I am not trying to make fun of it. Please give my wife back.)
I filled the loneliness of the weekend with movies. As promised, I will quickly recount the list.
Picnic at Hanging Rock: Overall, I have enjoyed the Peter Weir films I have seen. Gallipoli is a favorite and one of the few things that can make me burst into tears. They all have one thing in common, however. They move very slooowwwly. Though it captured the essence of a 1900 Australian school for girls very well, the story lacked punch. Since it is based on a true story, all the things you want to occur to make it a nice little movie do not happen, because life doesn’t work like it does in the movies.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: I loved the book. I wish I could say the same for the movie. Watching this movie was like listening to Vogon poetry. I had to watch it in about four sittings, because this BBC produced mini-series was quite boring. The animations are good and script is obviously well written, as it draws directly from the text, but the rest is terrible. I can get past the Red Dwarf budget, but the camera shots are wholly uninteresting. The acting is forced and sometimes seems like the actors do not know their lines. I think I could have read the second book in the time it took to sleep through this one, and I know I would have been better off.
Heart of Darkness: This made for cable movie draws from the same source as Apocalypse Now. Set in Africa, ship Captain Marlow is hired to restore the link to a remote ivory trading post and find out what the deal is with the leader of the outpost, Mr. Kurtz. Tim Roth is great as Marlow and John Malkovich does well as Kurtz. The whole movie is somewhat spoiled by the fact that I’ve seen Apocalypse Now and therefore was not shocked or surprised by any of the plot points. It is worth watching though.
Roman Polanski’s Pirates: This is a well done film which has a spirit that mostly makes up for the lack of story. Walter Matthau is great as the pirate.
The Celebration (Festen) : What starts out as an odd look at a fairly un-likeable family gathering for a reunion degenerates into a deeper look at the family’s extraordinary dysfunctions. The movie is a bit boring at first but turns into a car accident from which you can not look away. Don’t watch this one with your family.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: Very good. Fun, exciting. The special effects are very well done. It doesn’t have the “HEY WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME SPECIAL EFFECTS NOW, LOOK!” that some other films have. Johnny Depp is awesome. I wish I would have stayed in the theater after the credits, because there is an additional scene. This movie stands with Finding Nemo as the best movies I’ve seen this year.
That’s all for now. Video Warehouse is calling to my movie loving soul, so I’ll probably pick up more films soon.
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Well, it’s been three weeks, but I’m back. Didja miss me?
I have to say, I was a little worried that I may have lost touch with how to put the comic together after my long absence. After all, the last comic I drew was from April 8 – the Fever Pitch comic. But I’ve been drawing enough incentive sketches to accompany the guest artists we featured to stay loose and I think it all came together pretty well in the end.
Incidentally, the two other franchises Tom is confusing Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with in panel two is Doctor Who and Red Dwarf, respectively. But, of course, any self-respecting nerd already knows that.
As fate would have it, this is kind of what the next arc will be about. Nerd-knowledge, or lack thereof. I plan on dovetailing out of the theatrical release of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and launching headlong into the release of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith. So buckle up, because the final chapter of George Lucas’s space opera doesn’t splash across screens until May 19.
In the meantime, if you would like a shadowy glimpse of who is on the other end of Jared’s phone conversation, Orneryboy
KIDNEMO – Comet 7
SAM LOGAN – Sam & Fuzzy
MITCH CLEM – Nothing Nice to Say and Coffee Achievers
JIM BURGESS – Able and Baker
JOSH MEINZER – Aikida
ZACH MILLER – Joe and Monkey
CHRIS CANTRELL – Please Rewind
JOERULES AND MADMUP – Digital Pimp Online and Madmup.com
CLAY YOUNT – Rob and Elliot
CARRINGTON VANSTON – Movie Punks and Eat My Words
Again, my heartfelt thanks to all of you.
Now, onto the site redesign!
I know at first glance it’s not drastically different. The think I realized when trying to come up with a new visual system for the site is, the one we had before really wasn’t that bad! So the changes you see to the “front” of the house are subtle tweaks. I think it cleans things up a little bit, spaces things out a little further and generally lets the site breathe a little more.
I’m aware that the blogs will now feel like they’re about three times as long since the news post area has been shrunk by about one third of the page width. But I’m talking myself into the idea that it’s easier to read a narrow column of text than a wide one.
Other parts of the site should be much more organized for you guys including the advertising area, the Walk of Fame and the store. I really tried to come up with something that would work across all sections of the site and separate out content in an easy to access way. I think the advertising area and the Walk of Fame benefit from this the most. In the old version, all of that information used to be on one page! Now it should be easier for you to hone in on the information you want.
Ultimately, the main drive for redesigning the site was to provide an opportunity for me to reorganize the back end. By that I mean, creating folders for all of the “departments” and building overall templates for the site. The previous version of the site had all of the web pages in one folder and all of the images in another. It made things VERY difficult to find! I’m hoping by separating content by category, I will be more inclined to make more updates to the site. Keeping things fresh and interesting for you guys and for myself! Less stressful moments when I try to find a page I want to edit!
Some parts of the site haven’t been hooked up yet. Most notably, the links and the bonus materials section. But since it wasn’t “mission critical,” it’s been put on hold for the moment. When they’ve been reintroduced in this design scheme, I’ll be sure to let you know.
And the easiest way for me to let you know when something has changed on the site is by signing up for our mailing list!
I’ve decided that I’ve gone far too long without a mailing list for the site and felt that adding one would provide an excellent opportunity to communicate with you guys about all sorts of site details that might get overlooked.
Shamefully, I committed myself to the idea during the story arc that introduced Charlie to everyone. Support was generally positive, but I received a few e-mails from people saying “I’m not really liking this story arc. I’ll come back to the site once it’s finished.”
That’s when I decided I needed a mailing list. So I could send a note out to everyone and say “The coast is clear! It’s okay to come back now!”
But the mailing list will be used for much more than scrambling to scoop up old readers after clumsy attempts to add new characters! I’ll also be using the feature to let you guys know about the convention appearances I will be making, cool conversations going on inside the THorum and when new merchandise goes up for sale on the site. Be the first to know!
As an added incentive for putting your e-mail on the mailing list, I am also working on a way to disseminate discounts to only mailing list subscribers! So it’s totally feasible in the future that I could send you all a message with a special code word you can enter when purchasing merchandise or advertising and get 10% off!
Anyway, that’s the long term goal.
Right now, the big thing I’m working on is getting the store back into ship shape condition. We have a couple of old shirts up for presale again. I’m working on setting up these designs for the baby dolls and hoodies, too. So hold tight!
You’ll also want to keep your eyes peeled for NEW designs on the site. Stuff that isn’t exactly related to Theater Hopper, but that I think there is an audience for none the less. If you sign up for the mailing list, I’ll be sure to let you know before I post any information about it in the news posts! See how that works.
There will be lots of little updates in the near future, so be sure to keep checking the site often.
If you have any thoughts about the redesign, feel free to send me an e-mail. I am entertaining all feedback!
Thanks again for your support! I’m really looking forward to the future of Theater Hopper as we head into the summer of 2005!
Sorry for the delay in getting any significant news post into this space yesterday. I was doing more support work for the site and it kind of slipped my mind.
If you’re interested in the work that I was doing, you only need to travel as far as our store. I was busy adding all of the t-shirts, baby doll tees and hoodies back to their former glory. I even tossed in a few new designs that you guys might want to check out.
I’m approaching the sale of apparel a little bit differently than last time. Instead of offering multiple colors for each design, I’m only offering one. Part of this is to help manage distribution. Things get confusing when you’re sifting through 60 shirt orders and need to send a navy blue extra large to someone. “No! Not deep navy! Regular navy. And not large! Extra large.” One shirt color for each design will help differentiate things better.
I’m also offering less variety in colors to help improve customer service. Now I know in the back of your head, you’re saying that doesn’t make sense. How does removing options improve customer service? Let me explain.
First, to accommodate the wide variety of color selections, I would have to do a fairly lengthy pre-sale. Usually about two weeks.
Second, once I submitted my order to the printer, not only does he have to print up all the shirts, but he has to make sure that he’s printing up the right colors in the right sizes. Sometimes he has to specifically order t-shirt colors he has doesn’t have in stock. This all takes time. If it turns out he doesn’t have any small eggplant baby doll tees lying around, he has to put those on order, wait for it to come in, print it up and then ship it out with the rest of the shirts. It holds up everyone’s order. You could be looking at another two or three weeks after the pre-sale has ended. After the shirts are shipped to me, I have to ship them to you. And even though I ship First Class, that tacks another couple of days on things. In the end, you could be looking at a month to a month and a half to receive your shirt after you order it. No good. Offering designs in one color will expedite the production process.
I will also no longer be ordering shirts through “on demand” means. In other words, if 12 people buy a shirt, I won’t contact the printer with 12 orders. I’ll probably end up asking for an even 20. The extra shirts I have left over I will use to fill future orders even faster because I will have stock on hand. The process becomes faster still.
Basically I have reached the point where I’ve decided to stop being afraid of investing in Theater Hopper. With the merchandise I was offering, I would be terrified that I would lose money and would only order what I needed. I was crippled with fear at the thought of being stuck with merchandise I couldn’t sell.
I finally woke up and realized “It will all sell eventually.” And if it doesn’t sell right away, I can take the extras to conventions or discount them if they aren’t moving and that everything is flexible. I’ve been locked down for too long over the thought of failure and I’m basically not going to accept that from myself anymore. Especially when it comes at the expense of a pleasant experience for you guys. If I can get a shirt to you in a week where before it would have taken me a month, then that’s an achievement I hope you notice and will motivate you to spend money with us in the future.
That being said, pre-orders for ALL apparel is taking place now through May 16th. So please buy a shirt. Don’t make a liar out of me!
Anyway, explanations aside, I suppose it’s time to do a little recap on yesterday’s strip?
I originally envisioned the Nerd Police as being far less threatening. Original design drafts depicted them as fatter, not as quick on the uptake and their fingers coated in Chee-tos dust. I wanted Tom to have the upper hand the entire time, even as he was being carted off. I wanted him to play along as a means of boosting these nerds self-esteem.
But that scenario was kind of like looking down your nose at nerds. And I’m one of them! I’m not a self-hating nerd, so I’m going to do these guys right.
Wouldn’t it be funnier to give these guys actual authority rather than play into the stereotype that nerds are non-threatening? From there I was able to extrapolate a bunch of other scenarios. Nerd prison. Nerd judges. A complete nerd judicial system.
So expect to see that as our little storyline progresses