Posts Tagged ‘spoiler’
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If you’ve been listening to The Triple Feature for the last two weeks, then you know – in no uncertain terms – how I feel about Marley & Me. Specifically, how the film adaptation of John Grogan’s best seller is being marketed toward children and the timing of it’s release on Christmas Day.
I’ve obscured the spoiler Jared mentions in the first panel. But, if you’re curious, here’s a link to the article he references. OBVIOUS SPOILER TERRITORY AHEAD!
I’ve aligned myself with these taggers because (if you’ve read the book and know how it ends), it seems particularly cruel to market this film to the family audience over the holidays. I see them being particularly blindsided by the revelation.
Imagine if you will a happy family gathering for the holidays. The children tumble down the stairs early in the morning screaming in delight at the bounty Santa left under their tree. The family exchanges gifts while the children tear paper in tornadic glee. Grandpa quiets sips his coffee. The present-opening done, the family lazily starts to gather around the kitchen for holiday snacks before sitting down in front of a glorious meal. Stories are exchanged and everyone is laughing. People are happy.
“Hey, I have an idea!” exclaims one of the family members. “Let’s go see a movie!”
The family piles in the car and drives to the local movie theater.
“What do you want to see, kids?”
“I wanna see the movie with the puppy in it!” “Yeah, the puppy!” “Puppy! Puppy!” “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”
The family buys tickets to Marley & Me.
Cut to two hours later. Mom and Dad are trying to calm down their hysterical children down as they try to salvage what’s left of an otherwise perfect holiday.
Aaaaaaand SCENE!
Maybe I’m being a bit pessimistic to assume an Owen Wilson is going to ruin a family’s holiday. Well, at least at a higher likelyhood than your AVERAGE Owen Wilson movie. But I used to work at a movie theater. I had a mother come back to the ticket counter and demand a refund for Serial Mom because it was too violent for her 8 year-old.
For starters, it’s callled SERIAL MOM! It’s about A SERIAL KILLER MOM! Second, it’s a John Waters movie. Even if it wasn’t violent, his track record should tell you that there probably isn’t going to be a lot in his film that would be acceptable for an 8 year-old.
People don’t research the movies they see.
Originally my good friend Joe suggested that I go whole hog with my critcism of Marley & Me and spoil it six ways from Sunday. Although I know that’s more likely to follow Jared’s commandment of not spoiling a movie before it’s time, he was seeing the feedback we were getting during The Triple Feature broadcasts and saw that people were on the same page. It would have been a great opportunity to generate a little controvery for the site.
But I guess the holiday spirit got the better of me. I didn’t want to Scrooge people the same way I expect the movie to.
Sure, I could claim I was falling on my sword to protect people. But, ultimately, my actions make me no better than the movie itself. And, who knows? I could be totally wrong about the film. It might end up resolving itself differently than the book or with different emphasis on specific events. Then I would look pretty stupid.
Even though I have no interest in the film, Joe’s laid down an interesting challenge. He challenged me to see the film and judge it on its own merits, not on the book that preceded it. At this point, I almost feel obligated to do so. Truthfully, for as much chest-thumping I’ve been doing over this film, I need to either put up or shut up. So, stay tuned.
Real quick, I wanted to give you guys the heads up that there will be no new strips next week. There are two reasons for this. The big one is that I won’t be in town! Cami, my sister-in-law and myself will be going to California at the end of the year for a well-deserved break. We’re leaving Henry with my in-laws and skipping town for a few days. I’m really looking forward to it. This will be our first honest-to-goodness vacation since May of 2006. We’re due.
The second reason is because I plan on releasing a redesign of the website on Monday, January 5 and I need to make sure that everything is lined up appropriately to make sure the transition occurs as smoothly as possible. I’m not only introducing a new look and feel to the site, but I have also switched over to WordPress, so the back-end operates COMPLETELY differently.
I think you guys are really going to like the changes. I’ve been working on this design on and off since October of last year. Polishing it as I went along. I’ve had a lot of people help me along the way and I think it’s been refined to the point where I’m ready for it to set sail!
So be on the lookout for that in the New Year!
I the meantime, be sure to listen to The Triple Feature tonight at 9:00 PM CST. We’ll see you there!
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HIS HAIR IS A DEMON AND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
March 23rd, 2009 |
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At this point there have been so many B-grade thrillers starting Nicholas Cage and his mighty-morphin’ hairline, it’s almost become a sub-genre within the comic!
I’m kind of fond of the idea that Cage is host to some kind of demonic, mousse-infused demon hairpiece. It would certainly justify a lot of the decisions he’s been making lately.
Knowing was the big box office winner this weekend, bringing in almost $25. I know some people who liked it, but the general consensus is that the film is not good. I’m intrigued by the concept, but it looks like a rental to me so long as no one spoils the whole number thing. I have to admit I am curious to see what happens when they run out.
…But not so curious that I have to run out opening weekend and drop $10 on it.
What’s been interesting is reading the articles about Cage that basically said he’s sold out. Jeffery Wells from Hollywood Elsewhere suggests some kind of virus has gotten into his system, “like a pod was placed next to his bed in ’05 or ’06 and another life form took over.”
John Anderson from The Washington Post cuts to the bone when he suggests that “Cage, once held up as an example of the intrepid artistic impulse, has become something of the poster boy for blind ambition, cynical role selection, questionable judgment and, worst of all, humorlessness: He glowers, he hunches, he looks meaningfully into the distance without it meaning anything at all.”
Owen Gleiberman from Entertainment Weekly doesn’t even attempt to hid his contempt, asking in his article’s headline: Nicholas Cage: Artist or hack?
This could very well be a case of critical dog-piling. These guys could all be feeding each other in terms of their theories. But could the also be reflecting a sense of general disappointment with Cage and his choices?
Not that it’s any business of ours, I suppose. But I think Gleiberman is onto something when he points out that Cage makes movies that people want to see. But Gleiberman is quick to point out that, for some, “Cage has become something of a joke, a proud I don’t give a f—! hack-for-hire who sells out his gifts with such unabashed promiscuity that it’s almost as if he were daring you to call him on it.”
I’m curious what the rest of you have to say about this topic. Personally, I fall somewhere in the middle. I cringe when Cage shows up in movies like Bangkok Dangerous and Next. But I won’t front when I say I really enjoyed him in straight-up-the-middle family entertainment like the National Treasure movies.
What’s your opinion about Cage? Is he selling his gifts short? Has he been doing these B-grade films for so long that you can barely remember his Oscar winning turn in Leaving Las Vegas? Leave your comments below.
In the meantime, don’t forget to tune in to The Triple Feature tonight at 9:00 PM CST over at TalkShoe.com. We’ll be talking about Knowing and the other box office winner this weekend, I Love You, Man.
I managed to see I Love You, Man over the weekend and I liked it. But I spent a lot of time cringing at the awkward social situations Paul Rudd’s character puts himself in the middle of. I saw a little bit of myself in that character. I don’t have a lot of guy friends and I can certainly identify with the challenge of trying to cultivate friendship in adulthood. It’s friggin’ hard! Seriously – I’ve you don’t set yourself up with at least one or two guy friends early on in life, you’re kind of screwed.
To be notified of when The Triple Feature is about to start recording live, start following my Twitter feed. I always make sure to post an announcement about 5 to 10 minutes before we start the show. If you’re online, you can join in the conversation! We hope to see you there!
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Artist Viktor Hertz recently made a few additions to his “Honest Logo” series including this one.
As long as we’re talking about honesty, I honestly wish I had thought of this first.
Check out all of Viktor’s “Honest Logos” here.
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