HIS HAIR IS A DEMON AND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
March 23rd, 2009 | by Tom(13 votes, average: 7.62 out of 10)
At this point there have been so many B-grade thrillers starting Nicholas Cage and his mighty-morphin’ hairline, it’s almost become a sub-genre within the comic!
I’m kind of fond of the idea that Cage is host to some kind of demonic, mousse-infused demon hairpiece. It would certainly justify a lot of the decisions he’s been making lately.
Knowing was the big box office winner this weekend, bringing in almost $25. I know some people who liked it, but the general consensus is that the film is not good. I’m intrigued by the concept, but it looks like a rental to me so long as no one spoils the whole number thing. I have to admit I am curious to see what happens when they run out.
…But not so curious that I have to run out opening weekend and drop $10 on it.
What’s been interesting is reading the articles about Cage that basically said he’s sold out. Jeffery Wells from Hollywood Elsewhere suggests some kind of virus has gotten into his system, “like a pod was placed next to his bed in ’05 or ’06 and another life form took over.”
John Anderson from The Washington Post cuts to the bone when he suggests that “Cage, once held up as an example of the intrepid artistic impulse, has become something of the poster boy for blind ambition, cynical role selection, questionable judgment and, worst of all, humorlessness: He glowers, he hunches, he looks meaningfully into the distance without it meaning anything at all.”
Owen Gleiberman from Entertainment Weekly doesn’t even attempt to hid his contempt, asking in his article’s headline: Nicholas Cage: Artist or hack?
This could very well be a case of critical dog-piling. These guys could all be feeding each other in terms of their theories. But could the also be reflecting a sense of general disappointment with Cage and his choices?
Not that it’s any business of ours, I suppose. But I think Gleiberman is onto something when he points out that Cage makes movies that people want to see. But Gleiberman is quick to point out that, for some, “Cage has become something of a joke, a proud I don’t give a f—! hack-for-hire who sells out his gifts with such unabashed promiscuity that it’s almost as if he were daring you to call him on it.”
I’m curious what the rest of you have to say about this topic. Personally, I fall somewhere in the middle. I cringe when Cage shows up in movies like Bangkok Dangerous and Next. But I won’t front when I say I really enjoyed him in straight-up-the-middle family entertainment like the National Treasure movies.
What’s your opinion about Cage? Is he selling his gifts short? Has he been doing these B-grade films for so long that you can barely remember his Oscar winning turn in Leaving Las Vegas? Leave your comments below.
In the meantime, don’t forget to tune in to The Triple Feature tonight at 9:00 PM CST over at TalkShoe.com. We’ll be talking about Knowing and the other box office winner this weekend, I Love You, Man.
I managed to see I Love You, Man over the weekend and I liked it. But I spent a lot of time cringing at the awkward social situations Paul Rudd’s character puts himself in the middle of. I saw a little bit of myself in that character. I don’t have a lot of guy friends and I can certainly identify with the challenge of trying to cultivate friendship in adulthood. It’s friggin’ hard! Seriously – I’ve you don’t set yourself up with at least one or two guy friends early on in life, you’re kind of screwed.
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Sorry for the delay on today’s comic, but the reason for the delay is kind of ironically related to the punchline!
I’m in the middle of trying to obtain my Master’s in Communication Leadership at Drake University here in Des Moines. For those of you wondering what that is, it’s kind of a hybrid of their business college and their journalism college designed for communication professionals.
Right now I’m taking an accounting course that has me bent over its knee and spanking me hard. I come back from a three hour night class every Tuesday completely spent. Basically what happened last night is that I came home, laid down on the couch to rest for 15 minutes and didn’t get back up.
I woke up at some point around 2AM and dragged myself to bed. I was way too out of it to finish a comic.
I suppose this is one of the benefits of being unemployed, though. I have the morning to stay at home, draw silly pictures and post them on the internet.
But I don’t like missing deadlines – even when they’re self-imposed. So, sorry about that.
Capitalism: A Love Story comes out this weekend. In my estimation, it’s an important film being delivered to theaters with unfortunate timing. There’s a lot of good stuff coming out this weekend. Toy Story and Toy Story 2 in 3D, Zombieland, The Invention of Lying and A Serious Man are all movies I want to see in addition to Capitalism: A Love Story. If I hadn’t already seen Whip It! at a sneak preview last Saturday, I would be additionally stymied.
I hope people don’t look at Michael Moore’s film like Tom does in today’s comic. I’m kind of counting on Moore to frame the current economic crisis in more simplistic terms. By that, I don’t mean that I hope he talks down to us. Rather, I hope that he able to do what he normally does so well in his other films and puts a human face on the devastation this Great Recession is doing to people.
Incidentally, if you haven’t seen Moore’s first foray into documentary filmmaking, I strongly suggest you watch Roger & Me – a film about Moore’s pursuit of General Motors CEO Roger Smith as he seeks an explanation for the massive downsizing he ordered which resulted in an economic decimation of Moore’s hometown of Flint, Michigan.
If you look at what General Motors did in the 80s, its like a microcosm of what corporations are doing with America today. In many respects, I think Capitalism: A Love Story can be seen as a natural progression of the issues Moore explored in Roger & Me. A sequel of sorts.
I know Moore is a polarizing figure, but I’m curious to know what you guys think about Capitalism: A Love Story. Given the current economic climate, I wonder how much criticism Moore is going to attract for his film. Who is going to make the argument that is pro-corporation? Do you plan on seeing Capitalism: A Love Story this weekend, or are there too many other distractions at the multiplex? Do you think you’ll get around to seeing it later if you don’t see it right away?
Leave your comments below!