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GRR!
Okay, I had written this huge, long blog post about today’s comic, but Firefox totally crashed on me and I lost it!
I’m too disheartened to try and rewrite the whole thing, so I’ll give you the bullet points:
- I was paranoid about doing a straight-up movie parody because I often feel that a Theater Hopper character should narrate the action in order to keep it grounded in the Theater Hopper universe. In this instance, adding Jared or Tom would have ruined the pacing and, plus, I wanted more room to draw Hellboy and Abe Sapien. I know this is not important to anyone else.
- I am aware that Hellboy is not actually 60 years old, that he ages differently than humans and is technically a teenager. But I maintain that watching Ron Perlman chug Tecate, smoke stogies and wield firearms kind of kills the whole “teenage” vibe. Also, what teenager would tolerate being called “boy” I think the joke still works.
- I kind of forgot how excited I was to see Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Despite its pacing problems, I loved the original Hellboy and held my breath for a sequel. Now that it’s here, I kind of neglected the hype, but am very excited to check it out on Friday!
So, there you have it. The Cliff’s Notes version of today’s blog. The original was much more elloquent. But you know how it goes when you lose an e-mail or an essay or whatever. It’s like your computer broke your heart. You need a little distance.
Stoopid com’pooter.
Have a great Wednesday, everyone!
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I was having a little bit of trouble coming up with an idea for the Top Web Comics voting incentive sketch for today. So I kept it pretty simple and just drew a picture of Tom Cruise. It’s a little wonky, but not too bad for 5 minutes at the drawing table. Vote for Theater Hopper at Top Web Comics to check it out.
Before I get into today’s comic, let me just take a moment to talk about last week’s comic. I was worried that it was a little too dark and gruesome, but you guys proved me wrong. Support for last week’s Chipmunks comic was phenomenal. You guys did a great job sharing the comic on Twitter, Facebook and StumbleUpon and the result was one of Theater Hopper’s HIGHEST traffic days in MONTHS.
Not only was last week’s comic one of the most shared and visited on the site, it was also the HIGHEST RATED comic on the site.
I don’t know if you guys have seen it, but there’s those little stars between the comic and the blog post that you can use to let me know how much you like or dislike that week’s comics. As of this writing, there were 49 votes and an average rating of 9.89 out of 10. That, like, NEVER happens. That’s pretty much like 48 people giving the comic ten stars and one guy giving it one star. Crazy-unheard of.
I’m sure the ranking of the comic will flatten over time. But it was just another indicator of how well that comic connected with you guys and I appreciate it. I guess I didn’t realize there was so much latent Chipmunk hate out there! Thanks again!
As for this week’s comic, it started out as something completely different. I abstained from seeing Mission: Impossible 3 because I was feeling very much anti-Tom Cruise at the time. I kind of regret that now as several friends have told me that M:I 3 was very, very good. I should have know this because Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in it. So… duh.
I suppose there’s nothing keeping me from seeing it now except for time and availability. If Netflix offered it through streaming, I probably would have seen it by now. Alas, that’s not the case.
At any rate, the comic was basically going to be about how I was planning on seeing Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol, but how Tom Cruise was the absolute LAST reason I was seeing it.
And that’s true.
For me, the primary reason to go is to see how director Brad Bird (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) handled his transition from animation to live action. That doesn’t happen very often – if at all. I guess I can’t think of a lot of animators who have made that leap, can you?
Bird has a very action-oriented style to begin with and he also has a cynical sense of humor. I wanted to see how much of that could be infused into the Mission: Impossible franchise.
Probably the SECOND reason for me to see Ghost Protocol is for the preview footage they’re showing of The Dark Knight Rises in IMAX. We’re luck enough to have an IMAX theater in town and they’re showing it. That’s a big draw for me.
From there, I’m interested in seeing Jermey Renner and Simon Pegg. Tom Cruise falls somewhere below that. Really, if you’re the 5th most important reason to see a movie, does it matter where you actually rank? Probably not.
Look – I want to like Tom Cruise again. He’s got a lot of charisma and he generally picks good projects. But somewhere along the line, his enthusiasm and intensity wore me out. Tom Cruise will be 50 years-old next year. FIFTY! Anyone who acts like Tom Cruise does at 50 is either in gross denial or is running away from something. Maybe if I have millions of dollars to insulate myself from reality, I’d see life more like Tom Cruise sees it. But as of right now, it’s clear to me we’re not sharing the same planet.
I guess the thing that trips me out about the M:I franchise the most is that they’ve been making these films since 1996. That’s nearly 20 years. In some ways, it’s a very unlikely franchise that seems to propagate itself purely on Tom Cruise’s ambition to prove that he can still do his own stunts.
If Cruise had opted out after the first or even the second movie, they might have continued making cheesy direct-to-DVD flicks or maybe even rebooted it again completely by now. But when you start talking about an action franchise that’s approaching the 20 year-mark, you’re talking about James Bond-level longevity. Is it any wonder that Jeremy Renner is being groomed to take over for Tom Cruise after he leaves?
Follow the money, people. Follow the money.
That’s all I have for this week. Next week’s comic might be delayed due to the Christmas holiday. I’ll try to work in advance, but you know how that usually goes.
In the meantime, thanks for your continued support. If you liked today’s comic and want to share it with your network, don’t forget the ShareThis buttons below the blog post. You can use them to share this comic with friends through Twitter, Facebook, StumbleUpon or even e-mail!
If you have any comments about Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol, be sure to leave them below. I’m curious if anyone saw it in IMAX this weekend and what they thought of The Dark Knight Rises footage? C’mon! Spill!
Until then, have a safe and happy holiday! See you next week!
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