Just in case you think I’m pulling your leg about this Knight Rider movie, here’s the proof.

Personally, I think any project that meets with the David Hasslehoff seal of approval to have been branded with the mark of the beast. But that’s just me.

For those of you curious to know how the poster project is coming along, you will be pleased to know that the art work is currently at the printer. And when I say “printer”, I don’t mean Kinko’s. I mean a high-quality, top of the line digital output provider.

You guys are going to be stoked over the quality of these things. Glossy card stock, full bleed and a litany of other printing-specific terminology that makes me salivate just to think of it.

Seriously, this is gonna be one hot item. I’m only making 100 and when they’re gone, they’re gone. To whet your whistle, take a gander at that purty color thumbnail on the right. If all things go well, I should have them in my possession sometime mid-week. That means if you’re buying one, it could be in the mail by the end of the week.

And remember, each poster will be signed and numbered by yours truly. They will also include a personalized, handwritten note, thanking you for your extreme level of awesomeness.

As things stand, it looks like PayPal will be the transaction method of choice. I know that is an inconvenience for those of you without credit cards. But I will accept checks, money orders or discreetly packaged cash (send at your own risk). More details will be provided on a special page when the posters become available for purchase. Keep your eyes peeled for that.

In some regional news, it was reported today that Des Moines will be the home to this year’s Miss Nude World competition. I don’t know how to feel about that.

On the one hand, I’m very uncomfortable around strippers. I’ve only been to a strip club once, but there seems to be a weird vibe of desperation that permeates those places. Plus, you get into the whole guilt thing of objectifying women which I’ve never agreed with.

But on the other hand, any event that will shake the dust off of this God forsaken town is a-okay in my book!

I just thought I would share.