So this is the first Theater Hopper strip, eh? God, I had hoped it would be funnier. But, what are you gonna do?…
Thanks for taking time out of your busy work day to waste a few quick seconds at my site. This is something I’ve wanted to take a swing at for a really long time. Hopefully, with your help I’ll improve.
If you like what you see so far, please tell more people about the site. I also encourage everyone to visit the forum and register. It’ll be a cool place to hang out and talk smack about movies.
As far as today’s strip goes, it’s a pretty common scenario for me. I’ve been known to drop impersonations of Dr. Evil randomly into many conversations. I think the more intellectual friends of mine are a little tired of it, but afraid to tell me to knock it off for fear I may call them “frickin’ eediots”. Or maybe not.
I’d love to get some suggestions on how to make the site better, but unfortunately, I’m having trouble setting up my e-mail through Microsoft Outlook. Eventually it will be tom@theaterhopper.com. But in the meantime, if you have suggestions, take them to the forum and I can pick them up there.
Thanks again and I’ll see you here soon!
I don’t really have a lot to say about this strip. It plays a lot like an inside joke to me because I’m taking a device I’ve been using a lot lately (i.e. dressing up the characters like those in popular films) and kind of turning it on it’s head. It doesn’t mean much if you haven’t been paying attention to the site recently.
I will say Cami laughed really hard for probably 10 minutes after looking at the strip tonight. I didn’t add any dialogue, but I think she was really caught off guard by the miniature version of myself sitting next to my regular self on the couch. Something about that she found hilarious.
I don’t have my review for My Big Fat Greek Wedding prepared yet, but I thought I would take a moment to post an e-mail I received in response to it. It comes from Jamie Kendall from over at The Magic Armadillo. I didn’t ask for permission to post these statements, so maybe if you visit the site a bunch of times, all will be forgiven.
Jamie is a fellow Iowan (albeit exiled at the moment) so there are some references to some specific locations here in the Des Moines area. That’s not the point. Absorb the brilliant sentiment of our shared hatred for this awful excuse of a chick flick. I felt Jamie did a good job of putting it into words.
i worked over the summer at the fleur cinema and cafe. it was a quality, fun, respectable independent theater, and i enjoyed my job immensely. about 2 weeks into my working there, we received a movie… a movie so hideously omnipresent as to cause myself and my friend and coworker sam to loathe its very presence. my big fat greek wedding lasted the ENTIRE TIME i was there, and every single goddamned week it outsold EVERY other movie, no matter how good every other movie was. now it’s time for winter break. i’m going to go back to iowa and work at the same theater. and greek wedding is STILL THERE. i hate that irreverent hour and a half of presence with a burning passion rivaling that of the sun. everywhere i go, i meet with nothing but good reviews. my manager, my parents, everybody but me, sam, my projectionist josh, and some guy i know who never saw it, loved it. and it is the bane of my existence. i curse its name when i go to work. every person who got a ticket to see it made me more and more lose all faith in humanity. it is my nemesis. i applaud you for speaking out against it, for love there is not between two such rivals as we and my mediocre skills warrant not an audience for which i can speak out properly my opinions.
I felt that pretty much summed it up. More later when I can get to it.
As you can see, after being out of commission since Wednesday evening, Theater Hopper is up and running! Aren’t you glad I had a comic prepared in case of just such a miracle?
The story behind our down time is long and sorted. Longer and more sorted than I care to go into right now. But rest assured, I have a rant on deck that could choke a donkey!
For now, do as I do and count your blessings that the site has returned unharmed. I’m just so elated to have it up and running again, I think I’ll leave it at that for now. Check back later for the full story.
Oh! And for those of you who e-mailed and offered support, thank you. I know I’ll thank you again, but I wanted to thank you now, too.
So as you can see, I’ve rounded out the last four of the Ten Commandments of Movie Watching. I know there was some anticipation out there waiting to see where it ended up. I hope you aren’t disappointed. If anything, I hope you enjoyed getting an extra comic on Tuesday. Keep checking the site. You’ll get another extra comic tomorrow.
I wanted to mention that I finally got off my can and updated some sections in the Bonus Materials area. I placed last week’s guest comic as well as a couple others from when I went to New York for New Year’s Eve. You can check them out here.
I also updated the cameo page. This is where I hook you up with all the little appearances Theater Hopper characters have turned up across web comic land. This time through, there are two more to add to the list. Be sure to scroll down to the bottom on both pages for the new stuff.
I still have some art to add to the “guest strips that I’ve drawn” page as well as to the fan art section. I feel awful, because I’ve been sitting on some of this stuff for a long time. But it’s a start, right?
Beyond that, nothing much to say. I’m VERY excited for the weekend’s movie offerings. Kill Bill Vol. 2 predominantly on my mind. I’m also looking forward to seeing The Punisher, even though I know it will suck horribly. It’ll be a bittersweet few days. But I gotta support the boys at Marvel. If anything, I’m brand-loyal.
Anyway, I’ll be sure to hit all these topics more in the next few days. Until then, take it easy!
I hate to give you guys extra homework on a Wednesday, but you might get a little more enjoyment out of today’s comic if you read this one first.
It’s kind of funny how these things loop around. I have to chuckle a little bit because of how near prescient that comic from 2003 actually was. I tossed out 2007 from nowhere when I suggested Mike Myers self-plagiarism would cause his head to collapse. Who would have guessed that after the critical failure that was The Cat in the Hat he would go into exile away from movie screens for the next five years?
I like Myers, but you would have to be a poor student of comedy not to notice that he really only has four or five moves. Fortunately for him, he has an uncanny ability to insert catch phrases into the lexicon and that’s what gives his movies legs. Even one or two word catch phrases. Who could imagine that “…Not!” could become a catch phrase? Well, maybe Borat could. But no one else. Innocuous phrases like “Schwing” or “Yeah, baby” reflect that it’s not just the words themselves, but the way Myers says them that make them lodge in our brain. I give him a lot of credit for that.
But when I saw the trailer for The Love Guru, I rolled my eyes in disgust.
Undoubtedly, Myers creation of The Guru Pitka is an original one. Something we really haven’t seen in a movie before. But everything that surround him, we have. He bends his legs over his head like the Austin Powers villain Goldmember, he rides around on a motorized pillow reminiscent of Dr. Evil and his various troublesome chairs, he unleashes a stream of Freudian slips when he encounters Verne Troyer (“How do you do? Shrimp?” “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your gnome… name!” “You are a midget”) similar to Austin Powers meeting Fred Savage’s Number Three character in Goldmember. You know – the one with the mole? (“Moley, moley, moley!”) There is an Austin Powers-esque dance number and The Guru Pitka has unfortunate body hair like Powers as well – there’s another trailer showing him showering with long nipple hair that comes to a point like his beard.
That said, I do give him credit for the line he delivers when confronted by the cowboy in the bar. “Nice hat. I had a hat like that once. Then my Mom got a job!” That’s a good one.
It may seem nit-picky to point out these comparisons between The Love Guru and the Austin Powers movie, but it’s not a good sign when you’re watching a trailer and you keep saying to yourself “I think I’ve seen that joke in a movie before.” over and over and over again. I was initially excited for The Love Guru. The first trailer diminished that. Bad sign.
I was trying to think of a reason why I’m tagging Myers for self-plagiarism in this way. Certainly there are many other comedians who perform the same character or hit the same emotional notes from picture to picture. Fellow Saturday Night Live alum Adam Sandler, for example, could be considered on of them.
But for me it all came into focus after Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. There are jokes in that movie that could be considered outright theft from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery if it wasn’t Myers who wrote both movies. It’s one thing to have a running gag in a series of films. It develops a sense of continuity. It’s a completely different thing to tell the exact same joke twice.
Entertainment Weekly had a very interesting article about Myers that was posted on Monday. It’s a little on the long side, but I suggest you read it. The article delves into Myers exacting and demanding creative process and tackles his reputation as someone who is difficult to work with.
The article actually made me appreciate Myers again because – despite his negative reputation – it’s clear that he cares very deeply for his work and I admire anyone with that kind of discipline. Most people who are perfectionists in this way aren’t well-liked. But their contribution to the culture at large is usually profound. Myers takes being stupid very seriously. Love him or hate him, you can’t deny what his movies do for people. Critical observations aside, myself included. Even when I know Myers is trying to float the same joke twice, I laugh – because there is conviction behind it.
That said, did anyone see Myers on Late Night with David Letterman on Monday. Both Cami and I thought that he was struggling exceptionally hard to put on a front that was the antithesis to what the EW article portrayed him to be. Here are the two parts of his interview in cased you missed it.
I’ll probably end up seeing The Love Guru at some point this weekend. Cami is a long-in-the-tooth Myers fan and is extremely motivated to see it – despite what I think is worthy competition from Steve Carell and Get Smart.
We’ll go to the movie and I’ll laugh before immediately quoting lines from the movie – all the while kind of hating myself for it while I do. But at the same time I’ll be eagerly anticipating the DVD release of the film because that’s exactly the kind of hold Mike Myers has over my household and the culture at large.