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I had a hard time writing the punch line for today’s comic. It really could have gone one of two ways. Either I could have gone for something totally benign and played the unexpected reversal card or I could have pushed the concept of the Crank films into ludicrous territory.
In the end, the latter option had robots, so that’s what I went with.
As you know Crank: High Voltage hits theaters today and I’m pretty pumped to see it. I think I’m going to the late show tonight.
Aziz Ansari from Human Giant and, most recently, NBC’s Parks and Recreation, saw the film last night and live blogged DURING the movie using Twitter. He’s posted his collection of tweets here, away from his Twitter account. Sample tweet? “Chev needs to call Dwight Yoakam and figure out what’s happening!” Seems like he had a pretty good time!
For the record, I will not be posting updates to my Twitter account when I see the movie later tonight. I guess Aziz ran into a bit of controversy over it, but at the same time… this is Crank 2, people. Lighten up!
I would like to take this opportunity to switch gears and let everyone know that there is a pre-order for a new shirt design going on now through next Wednesday.
Your orders make the difference in terms of how many shirts I decide to order and what kind of inventory I keep around in the future. So if you like what you see, don’t wait. Pre-order Spoiler Alert! today!
I’d also like to point out that I am also still taking pre-orders for Theater Hopper – Year Three. I know there are some of you who have placed an order already and are wondering what’s going on. The honest truth is that the pre-order for the book have stalled and I’m about $1,500 short of what I need to get it printed.
Now, it’s possible that I haven’t been pushing the book as hard as I have for the first two books, but that’s because I don’t want people to get tired of hearing about it. A few people expressed alienation when I produced the last book, so I’m trying to stay conscious of that.
But, at the same time, I want the book to be printed in time for Wizard World Chicago in August and I need to make up the difference somehow. If I’m not talking about the book, then maybe I can entice you with the shirt. A little diversification goes a long way…
Last thing I’ll mention, but I have an option to bundle books together with shirts at a discounted price. You can buy one book and one shirt for $25.00 – that’s $5.00 less than if you bought them separately. Something to think about it if you’re looking to save a little money.
If you’re not in a position to purchase anything from the store, tips are always appreciated. Even a dollar or two helps. I’ve been reluctant to announce an official donation drive for the book since I still owe people original art from when my hard drive crashed last fall. Plus, I really only want to reserve that kind of thing for emergency situations. But if you’re feeling generous, I wanted to let you know donations are an option.
I’ll leave it at that for now. That’s to everyone for their support.
So what does your weekend look like. Are you seeing Crank: High Voltage? Is anyone here seeing 17 Again, or should we all go to Blockbuster and rent Vice Versa instead? Fred Savage FTW!
What about the mature adults in the audience? Are you going to see State of Play? I’ve heard it’s an odd little love letter to traditional reporting at newspapers since it has an odd, contentious relationship between Russell Crowe’s character as the hardened journalist and Rachel McAdams character as a newspaper blogger that stumbles onto the coverup. Kind of a neat way to set up some internal conflict.
What do you think?
And in Crank: High Voltage, he has to continue to electrocute himself to keep his artificial heart working?
If they make another sequel, how can they POSSIBLY push this concept any further?
Bad news, Chev.
The gangs have sawed off your head and replaced it with a robot head that needs to be bashed in with a baseball bat every 12 minutes.
...OR YOU'LL DIE.
Maybe in part 3 someone will take his lungs away and he’ll have to “take the breath away” from a ton of hot women while stealing the last breath from a whole lot of bad guy thugs in order to survive.
Or maybe his stomach will get removed and he’ll need to continuously eat fatty protein-rich foods to keep from dying. It’s be one long smorgasbord of hedonistic gluttony with ketchup spattered walls and a few bad guys getting eaten along the way…
I still need to see the first flick.
My original idea for the punchline of this comic was that he would have to eat a lot of carbs to keep up his energy.
State of Play actually does look pretty good, but by the gods could there be more commercials for it? Seeing three clips of it an hour has pretty much killed my desire to see it.
Oh yeah, I’m a huge Vice Versa fan. 18 Again and Like Father, Like Son just didn’t do it for me. Maybe it’s because of the cool mystic skull in VV. Or it could just be that it was the role Judge Reinhold was born to play.
I think the skull has a lot to do with it. The movie is kind of sinister with the body changing, now that I think about it.
Whoa, weird, you’re at least the second webcomic I’ve read today about a sequel to Crank involving Stathom’s face being removed (well, this one was handled differently, but same basic idea). And I still think that would work (though I’d start to miss his face pretty quickly).
As for State of Play, I’m actually really interested in it. I love Russel Crowe, and I’ve been hearing good things about it (except for some chemistry problems between Crowe and Affleck; apparently they don’t ‘click’ like long time friends should). I would’ve seen it at midnight last night, but for whatever reason there weren’t any showings at that time. I’ll try and catch it tonight after an afternoon show of Crank 2.
What was the second comic that made the face reference?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2087238/
A much smaller comic (re: doesn’t have it’s own website), and he’s not exactly a fan of the Crank series. Still, funny stuff.
I’m not interested in any of these movies this week. When will Jimmy Russell make his way back to the cinema? Looking at the release schedule I just don’t know. Not much coming out until the big films of the summer that I deem worthy of $10.