Hey, guys.
I know I said last week that I probably wasn’t going to do another talkcast for the rest of the year, but plans have changed and we have one on deck TONIGHT at 10:30 PM CST.
You can access the broadcast here:
http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=7738
Remember, you’ll need to download both TalkShoe and Skype to participate.
Tonight’s show is going to be a lot of fun. Joe Dunn from Joe Loves Crappy Movies will be guest hosting and getting his feet wet with the talkcast format. It is our hope to come back in the new year with a show where the two of us are the permanent hosts. Hopefully we’ll have our show organized and running like a smooth machine.
Tonight’s broadcast is that first step. We’ll be discussing The Pursuit of Happyness and we’ll be taking your calls! So be sure to check it out!
It’s pretty easy to take pot-shots at Sylvester Stallone after he decided to bring the Rocky franchise out of mothballs. It’s last chapter – Rocky V – was over 15 years ago! What more does the character have to say? Especially now that he and the actor who portray him are over 60.
Obviously there is no where else in the world except Hollywood where anyone could expect to find a 60 year-old former boxer going toe-to-toe with a heavyweight title holder. But my attitude about this latest installment – simply titled Rocky Balboa (numerals are apparently no longer in favor) – is starting to take a turn for the better. Stallone is completely aware of how cynics are approaching the film. "It’s a desperate plea for attention. A last-ditch effort to revive a sagging career." Stallone, as writer and director, incorporated that into the script and make Rocky the avatar for his own career roadblocks. It’s pretty clever, when you think of it. Or, perhaps that Stallone has become so closely associated with a pugilist who is a little slow on the uptake, we give him less credit than he deserves.
I love the Rocky movies. The first and the fourth primarily among them. Yeah, they can be a little cheesy. But it’s like a cold dose of inspiration if you watch them in the right frame of mind. I think my initial reservations about Rocky Balboa had less to do with Stallone being over the hill and more to do with the film tarnishing what came before it. True, after Rocky V, there was no where to go but up. But those scenes in the trailer of Rocky hitting the sides of beef and running the steps of the Phillidelphia Art Mueseum… it looked like they were trying to invoke the spirit of the original in a wholly inauthentic way.
Now that I understand the broader context – that Stallone as the originator of this enduring American symbol of triumph over adversity – wants to put the punctuation mark on his creation… Well, I’m sympathetic to that and now more than a little curious.
That said, if Rocky doesn’t die at the end of this movie, we know that Hollywood has become completely untethered to any sense of realizism. I mean, he’s 60 years old, for cryin’ out loud!
Switching gears, Monday night we set up an impromptu talkcast this time featuring co-host Joe Dunn from Joe Loves Crappy Movies. It was always my intention to do a show with Joe. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of film, is very easy to talk to and is hilarious to boot. Unfortunately, technical problems prevented him from participating in the first two broadcasts. Our plan at the time was for one of us to get their feet wet and get familiar with the technology and hopefully by the time we had the technical problems sorted out, we could settle on a format and bring you guys a really professional show.
Well, Joe has about half of the technical problems ironed out. He’s able to call-in, but because he’s running on a Mac OS, the TalkShoe application doesn’t agree with it. So he can’t see any of the chat room stuff. No matter. With one hurdle crossed, we decided to do another show at the last minute and get him on the line.
The show turned out great – better than I could have possibly imagine. Joe and I spent a fair share of the first hour talking about The Pursuit of Happyness. I would have been perfectly content to let it end there. But around the start of the second hour, we had a bevy of special guests who contributed to the conversation. Gordon McAlpin from Multiplex, Zach Miller from Joe and Monkey and Mitch Clem from San Antonio Rock City. With everyone on the line, it was like a little mini-reunion! I had an opportunity to hang out with all of these guys (Joe included) at Wizard World Chicago earlier this year and it was a real treat to be able to talk to them again. We had a GREAT time.
The show ended up going a little long. Okay – a LOT long. But I think you’ll find it an entertaining listen. You can download a copy of the show here. Throw it on in the background while you’re working on a spreadsheet or something. Download it to your iPod and listen to it during a particularly boring meeting. You’ll enjoy it. Trust me.
My last bit of news is that tomorrow is my 29th birthday. Every year I tell myself that I’m not going to make a big deal out of it. But what the hell? I like to celebrate like anyone else. Cami and I are going out to dinner Friday night and I think we’re going to see The Polar Express on IMAX afterwords. Either that or Happy Feet. Whatever is showing. Our IMAX is part of our downtown science center, so they’re always trying to rope in kids in the hope that they’ll check out the rest of the facility and maybe learn something. Neither film is really at the top of my "must-see" list, but I appreciate the irony of seeing films of this quality on the World’s Largest Screen. It should be fun.
That’s it for now. Talk to you all again on Friday!
If children around the country see A Night at the Museum this weekend and expect to find exhibits that come to life at their local learning depository, my advice is this: Choose wisely.
I’ve kind of been see-sawing about whether or not I’ll see A Night at the Museum. At first glance, it seems interesting. They’ve certainly managed to gather a very impressive cast. Aside from Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, that is. Anyone else getting a "meh" attitude about those two anymore? I’m more impressed that they could bring Dick Van Patten and Mickey Rooney out of mothballs. That’s awesome! Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt looks spot-on. Let’s just hope he doesn’t lace the performance with TOO much lunacy. Of course, after RV, I’m not holding my breath for any level of restraint.
It’s fairly evident that A.N.A.T.M. is friendly kids fare, but I’m starting to wonder if it isn’t pro-museum propoganda? Like kids are going to see this movie and demand that their parents take them to the Smithsonian in the odd chance that a brontosaurus will come to life. Is this entertainment disguised as a pitch for the National Museum Curators Association?
At one point I had high hopes for the film because I saw that it was written by Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon. If you know comedy, you’ll recognize their names from The State and Reno: 911 – two of my favorite shows. I did a little digging through IMDB however and was dissapointed to read some of their previous screenwriting credentials: Herbie Fully Loaded. The Pacifier. Taxi. Oh my, my, my. This will not do. Now I am wary.
Well, it’s either this, or The Good Shepard. At this point… with the stress of the holidays breathing down my neck. I might still check out A Night at the Museum so I won’t have to think. What a pale endorsement.
Just a quick bit of site news: I wanted to let you guys know that I finally got the Spoiler II shirts delivered last night. There was a hold up at the printer that prevented them from arriving a week earlier like I anticipated. The good news is that I have everyone’s envelopes filled out and I stayed up last night filling orders. They’re letting us go home from work early this afternoon for the holiday and I have a Tupperware full of shirts in the back of my car that I intend on mailing today! You might not get your shirt before the holiday, but at least know that they are on their way!
That about does it for me. I’m taking Monday off to spend the day with my family, but there will be a new comic here next Wednesday.
I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday! Best wishes to you and yours!
Sorry, guys. I forgot to upload Wednesday’s comic last night. Too much holiday celebrating and I got distracted!
I’ll be sure and post today’s comic this evening when I get back home from work! Check back around 6:00 CST.
Sorry for the delay! I hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable holiday season!
Apologies for posting the comic late today. Atter celebrating the holiday, I basically went into hibernation mode on Tuesday and it totally slipped my mind to upload the comic. At any rate, here it is!
I love Christmas because it means I’ve finally been released from the purchasing embargo placed around me back in October. Since my birthday and Christmas are right next door to each other, I can’t take advantage of any of the great releases that come out in that time. I won’t brag and say what I got. But much like it was in the comic, this season was a bountiful haul.
Now if I can find about 800 hours of free time to watch everything before our baby comes in February. Hmm…
We didn’t really bother to see any of the big holiday releases this weekend. Well, I guess we went to see A Night at the Museum on Friday. But that doesn’t really count because it was more of a "birthday movie." I can’t really say if I enjoyed A Night at the Museum or not. I got out of work early on Friday so Cami and I thought we could sneak into a matinee before all the kids were let out of school. No such luck. Seems a lot of them were skipping class, or something, because there were a ton in the theater.
I shouldn’t be surprised. The movie is really for kids. Lots of crashing around and loud noises – which I guess kids really like. I probably would have enjoyed it more had we gone to the later showing. But the movie was two-plus hours long! What was that about?
Dreamgirls came out Christmas Day and I just can’t muster any enthusiasm for it. Part of me is curious to see Eddie Murphy in a role that doesn’t require 50 pounds of latex and a goofy voice. But I’m so turned off by the level of exposure and hype around Beyonce and Jamie Foxx, I can’t see a reason to pay good money to further inflate their egos. I guess I was more interested in seeing it before I found out it was a musical. I don’t know if that’s fair, but it’s the truth. Dreamgirls might end up getting a bunch of nominations in the next few weeks and if that’s the case, maybe I’ll check it out just so I’m educated. But I’m really not looking forward to it as an entertainment experience.
I’m getting really excited for the new year because I have a site redesign that I’m on the precipice of unleashing. It’s got a great new look and a few new features and I think you guys are really going to get a kick out of it! I have to give a big shout out to Dave Buist from Taking the Bi-Pass who has been helping me institute these new features. The guy is a miracle maker. So everyone should go check out his site and show a little solidarity. You’ll see his name around here a lot in the next couple of weeks.
That’s it for now. Thanks to everyone for being patient!
I can’t believe that 2006 is almost over. It’s been a crazy year for me both personally and professionally. Between releasing both Theater Hopper: Year One and Theater Hopper: Year Two, pressing the flesh on the convention circuit, doing tons of interviews, getting regionally syndicated in Juice and generally running around like a chicken with his head cut off, I’m amazed I’m still standing!
Of course, there’s more to my life than just the comic. My personal life saw a lot of upheaval, too. A European vacation, a car burglary and – most excitingly – a baby boy on the way in Februrary, my first child.
A lot has happened this year and when I look back and take stock, I’m really quite amazed that I came through it one piece. It feels good to end the year with a comic that kind of plays things quietly. It feels like a pretty ribbon has been wrapped around the year.
This is kind of personal, but I’m in a reflective mood, so I’ll share it. I didn’t think 2006 was going to be any good for me. In fact, I thought it was convinced it was going to be devistating. I was convinced I was cursed.
Back in 1996, I had a really hard year with a lot of difficult transitions. I graduated from high school. I started college. I lived away from my parents and my hometown for the first time in my life. Most horribly, I lost three relatives that year – my Great Aunt, Great Uncle and my Grandfather. Sadly, the only thing he wanted to see before cancer took him was me graduate from high school. He didn’t make it. 1996 was a year that haunted me for a long time.
In December of 2000, I took my first real job after completing an internership the year prior. In March of 2001, Cami and I bought our first house. By July of that year I had been fired. A four-month job search proved fruitless and I had to swallow my pride and take a job at a credit collection agency for 6 months to make ends meet. We didn’t know if we were going to lose the house or what was going to happen. It was probably the most stressful period of my young adult life and it took place almost 5 years to the month that I was previously besieged with more than I thought I could handle.
I became convinced that I was cursed and that every 5 years I was going to loose everything I had built up and be forced to start all over again. You know how some people talk about having a "5 Year Plan?" I was living my life like I wasn’t going to make it past Year 6. I thought for sure that 2006 was going to be another bad year.
But that wasn’t the case at all. I had a spectacular year and I feel like I’ve broken the curse. I can’t wait for 2007.
I sometimes go on what I like to call "Thank you rants" here on the site where I thank you profusely for supporting what I do. I don’t ever want to diminish the sincerity of those feelings. But this time around, I’m just going to keep it simple and say "Thank you for supporting me in 2006." Particuarly as it involves the two books – you guys showed me that anything was possible. So, thank you.
I have some pretty big plans for the site in 2007. You’ll want to be sure and check the site on New Year’s Day next Monday. We have a few treats in store.
In the meantime, come back later in the day and I’ll post my FOR-REAL Top 10 list of movies for 2006.
See you soon and may 2007 be as wonderful for you as 2006 has been for me!
I just wanted to draw your attention to my good buddy Mitch Clem’s latest installment of his comic San Antonio Rock City. In today’s strip, I am murdered.
FOR BEING TOO FUNK-AY!
Mitch is explaining his hatred for white people who relentlessly recite the lyrics of quasi-ironic rap songs from the early 90’s ad nauseum. In this instance, "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground. Everything he describes in his comic and blog is 100% true. When we were in Dallas in November for Wizard World, I would recite the lyrics over and over and over. It was just in my head. I had to express myself. I guess I didn’t know that I was annoying Mitch to that degree, but I don’t feel bad. That song is dope, yo.
Plus, he says his girlfriend does the exact same thing. So clearly it’s a problem with Mitch and not the rest of the world. ;-D
At any rate, check out San Antonio Rock City. It’s funky-fresh!