Real-life Tom would love nothing more than a trip to the former Soviet Union. Comic-strip Tom just doesn’t get it.
I don’t have a lot to say about today’s comic, so I’m just going to blow over that fact and direct your attention to something very important.
If you visit the store, you’ll see that I’ve put all t-shirts, hoodies and baby-doll tees back on the site. But more importantly, EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!
In an attempt to burn through the last of my inventory and raise money to cover the up-front production costs of the Theater Hopper – Year One book, I have cut costs on everything. T-shirts are now $9.99. Hoodies are $24.99 and baby-doll tees are $14.99. The best part of all? FREE SHIPPING!
Now I have to forewarn you: There are a limited number of sizes in the available designs. So if you’re thinking about placing an order, don’t wait. It’s very likely that your shirt could be snapped up by someone else!
This sale will continue for the next two weeks through February 6th. I don’t think prices can go much lower. So if you want a good deal on Theater Hopper shirts, hoodies or baby-doll tees – now is the time!
...*sigh*...
Perhaps you'd like to watch that dreck when I'm NOT busy reading?
Reading what?
Russian novelists, mostly. Dostoevsky, Voinovich, Pushkin, Gogol...
I wouldn't expect someone of your limited capacity to understand them.
And before you attempt to bash in my circuitry with that Tolstoy classic...
..it might be prudent to remind you that you still owe fifteen installments to cover the purchase of your now-sentient DVD player.
I'm certain the public library will appreciate your destruction of tax-payer property.
