Would Tom still love Cami even if she were an animated corpse, stumbling around in the night? You betcha!

Today’s comic is more for the guys who have been in a serious relationship for a while. You know how it goes, fellas. You’ll be sitting at home, watching Big Brother 6 and out of nowhere your lady friend will ask you some kind of impenetrable, unsolvable, hypothetical question.

“If a meteor were crashing to Earth, and you could only rescue your Mom or me – who would you choose?”

“Does reading this newspaper make me look fat?”

“What are you thinking about?”

You know how it goes…

I really don’t have much more to say about Corpse Bride that I haven’t already, but if you want an incisive exploration into exactly what kind of audience the film appeals to, I think the September 21 Joe Loves Crappy Movies hit it right on the head.

If you’re a fan of our good friend Joe Dunn’s work, you owe it to yourself to check out Joe and Monkey. He’s been doing a whole guest week over there and knocking it out of the park.

Might be back later with a couple of thoughts if they surface. But if not, have a great weekend! Don’t see Flightplan!

↓ Transcript
Y'know, I was thinking about the plot for Corpse Bride and I wondered...

Would you marry me if I were dead?

Wait. Let me get this straight. Are you asking me if I would become a necrophiliac for our love?

Yes!

Is this a trick question like if I think you look fat in that skirt?