GUEST STRIP – PAUL SPENCER
September 2nd, 2005 | by Tom- Comics »
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Beacoup thanks to Paul Spencer for his excellent guest strip. His will be the last this week as I plan on returning to the fold on Monday. Incidentally, Paul has his own comic called Make With The Funny that delivers just that. I think he has one of the better site designs out there, too.
If MWTF sounds familiar to you, it’s probably because we’ve been running Paul’s ad for the site here the last 3 weeks or so. If you’re interested in advertising with Theater Hopper, we have spots opening up soon! Check the calendar for details!
I’ve been “out of the office” (as it were) attending a business meeting in Ohio as part of the duties of my 9 to 5, so being available to update the comic has been difficult. Thanks for your patience and understanding in the matter.
Thanks, too to Jim Burgess and Kidnemo for their contribution this week. I sincerely appreciate it, you guys. The rest of you? Visit all of these fine artists’ sites and support their work! They deserve it!
Better late than never, right? The American Labor Day holiday prevented me from uploading on time Monday morning, but technically it’s still Monday, Central Standard Time – So it’s not too late!
I got to thinking about my latest creation – Swearin’ Granny – and immediately it occurred to me with whom she would get along famously. Of course, I can’t ∗tell∗ you that information. You have to vote for Theater Hopper on Webcomics List to see the incentive sketch that reveals it!
The Webcomics List calendar recently reset and Theater Hopper is currently in the number eight slot. While it pleases me to see my compatriot Joe Love Crappy Movies rockin’ the number four spot, there’s no reason we can mobilize and show good ol’ Joe Dunn how it’s dunn! Er… I mean “done.” I realize that I’ve been away for a while, so maybe you guys are out of habit, but I hear voting is just like riding a bicycle.
Speaking of which, being away from the pen and ink for so long really put some fear into me. I started sketching and felt that things were too loose. “Too sloppy” might be a more accurate term. But as I started laying down inks, today’s strip started to tighten up. I’m pretty happy with the results. I need to do more comics that feature Jimmy strictly.
I’m starting to get the itch to do a longer story line, but I don’t know about what. I suppose I have a few ideas rolling around in my head, but I don’t know what I want to roll with. Maybe I want to do something short-term. Maybe I want to do something a little more richly detailed. At any rate, I want to be sure I sit down and write out the motivations for the characters, the scenes, the setting and the dialouge all in advance so that there is a pre-determined time line and structure to this thing. Last time I took a swing at a big storyline, it alienated a few people. I want to see if I can tweak my storytelling methods and produce something a little more economical. Time to get on the horse again. Be on the lookout.
No real news to report. I think I’m still recovering from the month of August. It was hectic to say the least.
Things we kicked off with a trip to Wizard World Chicago. Which – as much fun as it is and as much as it is ∗a kind∗ of vacation, it’s also work.
The following weekend Cami and I were in Kansas City to see Ben Folds. If I had my druthers, I wouldn’t have stacked two road trips over back-to-back weekends, but we had not other opportunity to see him live and I wasn’t going to pass it up.
The week after that, my Grandpa died. I think it goes without saying what kind of upheaval that puts your life into. Needless to say, there is an aftermath all of us are still struggling with and need to remain available for.
The last week of August saw me on a business trip to Columbus, Ohio for the company I do the nine to five for. Again, more travel. I was excited by the opportunity. Actually, I treated it like an honor – and investment they were showing in me to be presented to higher-ups within the organization. I was very focused on presenting the best of myself possible. And, naturally, there is some stress associated with that.
September looks less hectic, but I’m still easing into the month with a lot of tasks to handle. I have to drive my car an hour away from home to have the air conditioning fixed. They’re giving me a loaner that I can drive and I’ll drop it off on Friday when I pick up my repaired car and Cami and I see Henry Rollins in the same town doing a spoken word show that night. Very excited for that. It’s probably my seventh or eighth time seeing him live. On the weekend, we’re traveling again to Iowa City – about one and a half, two hours away – to see some friends and the new home they purchased.
Running, running, running.
There are so many things I want to do with the comic and the site. I want to put up the long-absent Bonus Materials pages. I want to flesh out the links pages. There are still some small details like graphics that I wanted to dot the sub pages with and big details like revising the store with new pricing and throwing in pictures of readers like YOU who have been sending my pictures of you wearing my shirts.
I’d love to do a new shirt design, too. I’ve been coming up with great ideas, but not the time to sit down and do them right.
There are only 24 hours in a day. If I had 28, I still wouldn’t get to do everything I want to do. It’s frustrating, but it also makes me feel alive. Connected. Invigorated. Important.
There is no reason to be bored in this world. There is always more work to be done.
Sorry this post wasn’t more about movies, but I think every so often I have to leave everything in my head on the slate so I can clear some space and move on to more important things.
I feel a sea change coming on for the site and I want to have things in place so I am prepared.
Thanks for your patience and understanding. I think this is going to be a lot of fun.
I couldn’t really think up an appropriate incentive sketch that fit the them of today’s comic. So instead, I just did a few quick facial studies. Click here to vote and view them. You might get a kick out of it.
Quick note on the voting – you guys are a dynamo! Yesterday we were at number 8. I placed the call and you guys answered! Now we’re number 2. That’s amazing! Keep up the great work!
Having recently celebrated Labor Day and the “official/unofficial” conclusion of summer, industry big wigs are left to pour under the numbers and try to come up with the reason that this year’s crop of so-called blockbusters returned some of the lowest attendance figures in nearly 10 years.
Several among them will try to pin the blame on a diversified market where video games and satellite television are stiff competition for the Hollywood dream factory. But I don’t buy that jive.
A cynic like myself might be quick to point out the increasingly difficult conditions audiences must endure in order to even enjoy a movie these days. Trailers that give away the plots to movies, television commercials in front of the feature, rude people on cell phones, crying babies in rated “R” movies, exorbitant ticket and concession prices and over-all lousy service.
But the fact of the matter is, your average audience member will put up with quite a lot of the content is worth putting down the money and the time for.
Example: In the fall of 2003, when I was desperate to see Lost in Translation, the only theater showing it at the time was a small (yet ancient) art house called The Varsity just off campus from Drake University downtown. The conditions in this theater are deplorable. Some may argue that’s part of their charm. I argue these are people who don’t wear shoes in winter and consistently reek of patchouli.
But I digress. I sat on a busted seat with a spring up my ass while the image was out of frame for two hours. I complained, sure. But not nearly as loud as I would have if I were forced to sit in similar conditions and watch Nick Cannon in Underclassman.
My point? If the film is quality, the rest of those distractions don’t matter.
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Hey, gang. I’m participating in a community interview (time and date to be determined) for the upstart news outlet The Webcomics Press. These guys just started out, but I think they have a really good infrastructure in place to keep people up to date in our little corner of the internet. Be sure to check them out.
At any rate, if you would like to submit questions that the interviewers will pose to yours truly, follow this link, sign up in their forums and fire away.
Do you have a question about the future of Theater Hopper? Wondering if I’ll be introducing any new characters? Scratching your head and wondering where Charlie ran off to? This is your opportunity to hold my feet to the fire and ask the unabashed, shameless questions that would make Barbara Walters wince with delight.
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I can’t tell if my rendition of Samuel L. Jackson looks authentic or if I’ve somehow confused him with Scatman Crothers. And if you’re old enough to remember Scatman Crothers, then you get a gold star for the day.
In any case, vote for Theater Hopper at Webcomic List for a detailed shot of the coveted “Backslappy!”
I seriously have no idea where the idea for today’s comic came from. We’re kind of in a weird limbo in the moment when it comes to new movies. Labor Day has come and gone. Summer is officially/unofficially “over” and there are no more blockbusters choking up the multiplexes.
However, instead of being treated to the bountiful harvest of early-Oscar contenders, studios are dumping off their duds in hopes that no one will notice.
Scanning the list of new releases this weekend and seeing Jackson co-star alongside Eugene Levy and Eugene Levy’s eyebrows in The Man, I kind of rolled my eyes at the thought of Jackson playing ANOTHER tough-talkin’ – but smooth as silk – heavyweight in another sub-par movie.
Don’t get me wrong. Jackson’s been in a lot of great movies. But he’s been in his fair share of stinkers, too. Basic, anyone?
But then it kind of occurred to me. No matter how many times Jackson delivers a variation of the same performance – you know the one where he tilts his head down and gazes with laser-like intensity under his brow before growling his lines and then exploding like a volcanic torrent – we LOVE that stuff. We NEED that stuff. Samuel L. Jackson is the bomb.
Jackson is like De Niro was maybe a decade ago. Delivering these totally compelling, simmering performances and each one barely distinguishable from the last. But it’s okay because despite the fact that he’s hammering that one note, what a sweet note it is.
Or maybe I’m talking out of my ass. All I know is that I wish someone would award me with “The Backslappy.”
I’m just putting this out there to see how many fish bite, but I think I need to hire a programmer to help me do some behind-the-scenes stuff with the site. I have friends who are resources who do great work, but there’s been some stuff I’ve wanted to do with the store and the archive that have been collecting dust for the last few years that I really want to get a move on.
If this has piqued your interest, e-mail me and we can discuss it. I don’t have a lot of money to spend, but money could be involved. Maybe a little free merchandise or a custom sketch. Whatever it takes. I’d like to throw in a couple of barter items if possible.
Basically, I need something to help me track inventory in the store as well as something that will display that same information on the front end.
In regards to the archive, I need a search engine that can help people find the comics that they’re looking for. People have asked me for this feature for a while. I kind of brushed it off because I was still able to find comics I was looking for when I would troll through there. Now, 450+ comics later, it’s not so easy.
I have a few ideas. Let’s talk it out.
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I would just like to share the tonight I am seeing The Aging Alternative Icon and my personal hero Henry Rollins perform an evening of spoken word at Stephens Auditorium in Ames. It’s about an hour drive away for me, but it’ll be totally worth it.
Only downside is that Ames is home to Iowa State University and tomorrow is a big football came between their cross-state rivals at the University of Iowa. Everyone and their Dad is going to be in Ames for the weekend. It’s going to be tough finding a place to eat.
I’ve seen Rollins do spoken word about 7 or 8 times now and always get a big kick out of it. This is going to be hugely inspirational for me. A kick in the ass at the exact time I need it.
I met him once after a show in 1997. Got a picture, too. I think tonight I’m going to try and repeat history and get an updated photo.
Very exciting!
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After I drew today’s comic, I was a little bit lost as to what incentive sketch I should throw together that tied in with it. Then, looking back at the first panel, it kind of hit me and, well, this was the result.
Why is Goth Jared such a happy Goth? Because he feels so AWESOME!
After a summer of nearly no romantic comedy releases, Cami is suffering withdrawal and is jonesing for a fix. To that end, she is supremely excited for Just Like Heaven. I have to say that I agree. I am also very excited for this movie.
Sweet Home Alabama excluded (I thought it was cloying, regional hucksterism – trying to net that “NASCAR Dad” dollar), I greatly enjoy Reese Witherspoon in romantic comedies. She seems smart and winning and I think she’s fun to watch.
I’m also quite fond of Mark Ruffalo, who is charming in every film he appears in. His performance was the only thing redeeming about 13 Going On 30 and I like that he’s able to switch things up. His role as Detective Fanning in Collateral was also satisfying. To me, he’s an actor that’s pretty much good in any genre even if the film around him is total crap. He’s the next John Cusack without all of the “boombox-over-the-head” romanticism in his background.
Of course, the big news about this movie is that it’s the first post-Napoleon Dynamite role for fro-less Jon Heder. Gotta admit I’m suckered by his trailer closing line delivery of “I’m ninety-nine percent ∗parched∗ right now. I could sure use a ∗co-la∗.” What can I say? I’m easily amused. It’ll be interesting to see if he can trump such an instantly identifiable and unique character like Napoleon.
Not much news right now except I know there are a handful of you out there waiting for me to deliver a few shirts. I’m getting to it! Haven’t forgotten you.
I’m steering myself toward a sea change in my life right now and I’m kind of doing some stuff to put me on firm ground, mentally speaking. I’m making a couple of changes to my habits and routines. So hopefully I can kind of fold it into a pattern that allows me to be a little more productive while being a little less exhausted.
I’m looking forward to it.
Oh – I’m still looking for some programming help with the site. Mostly archive functions. So if any of you out there have experience with PHP or maybe even databases, please contact me!
So I had a bunch of you guys e-mail me and ask how it was seeing Henry Rollins perform last Friday…
Okay. None of you asked that. But I took some pictures and feel like bragging so here’s a link to a post I whipped up in the THorum detailing my adventure.
Enjoy!
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If your face is the roadmap to your emotions, then I have sectioned off Cami’s emotional state with a handy pie chart. Enjoy!
Today’s comic kind of sprang from real life. Cami keeps dropping hints about how badly she wants to see Just Like Heaven as if I’m not interested in going or need some kind of reminder. As I outlined in Monday’s blog, I think it looks purty darn good!
It’s true, though. There have been hardly any romantic comedies this year. The only other movie that comes to mind is Must Love Dogs and look how fast that fell off the radar. It seems like every third movie has been about superheroes.
I don’t know if I should even be complaining. I mean, I really like superhero movies. Even when they’re really bad. Almost every romantic comedy shares the “Will they get together in the end?” premise and is about as clich