The meeting of The Rebel Alliance, Iowa Chapter has begun.

First order of business: Our thanks to Tom and Cami for allowing us the us of their home this evening.

Onto official Business: The Episode III teaser trailer.

Question: Why was Darth Vader shackled to that table?

Perhaps he's a fetishist? Certainly all of the black leather, full face mask and heavy breathing would seem to suggest so.

And what about using the Force to chock Admiral Motti?

Maybe he's into erotic asphyxiation?

I think all of the sexual imagery says less about Vader than it does about George Lucas.

I mean, what's up with the chain I'm wearing?