This blog was lost in The Great Server Crash of January 2004. These blogs are automatically generated by a PHP script operating through the site. It takes my words and translates them into HTML before saving them to the server. Due to an internal error caused by my hosting provider, this blog was lost before I had a chance to save a hard copy to my machine at home.

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Wanna know something that really bothers me about that movie Cold Mountain?...

How could they case Nicole Kidman and Jude Law - an Australian and an Englishman - as two Civil War-era Southerners? It's insulting to the original book!

Beats me. All I know is that you didn't seem to mind when Rene Zellweger - a Texan - was cast as British singleton Bridget Jones.

That's different!

CRINGE!