Sorry to kind of recycle the same joke two days in a row, but I wanted to take a swipe at the MPAA’s anti-piracy trailers and another jab at Harry Knowles just for good measure. I’ve been in a swipe and jab kind of mood lately anyway.
Harry Knowles is kind of an easy target these days. Still clinging to his poorly designed site like it lends him some kind of fan boy credibility, he’s been trying to walk the line between fan boy and studio shill for years – admirable considering his prestigious girth.
Frankly, Knowles is a joke to me. Cashing in on the gullibility of industry marketers who think that by pampering him with back lot access and an 8 by 10 glossy of Teri Hatcher will influence this imaginary command he has over the online film geek fan base.
The only people who take Knowles serious these days are the sweaty overweight fan boys still living in their parent…
*THE REST OF THIS POST WAS LOST WHEN THEATER HOPPER MOVED TO WORDPRESS IN JANUARY 2009*
An edu-tainment series!
That anti-piracy movie trailer featuring David Goldstein, set painter...
Don't pirate movies. I have eight kids to feed!
Oh, barf.
Excessively sticky theater floor surfaces.
I can't move my feet.
Don't worry. I brought the hacksaw.
Harry Knowles.
I'm a movie fan just like you!
NO YOU'RE NOT!
I’m a sweaty, overweight fan boy who lives with my parents. Albeit: I’m still a minor. Even so. ((Just going through the database and reading a lot of comics I’ve never read))
Keep hittin that “Random” button in the comic navigation, Lance!