Uh oh, kids! Looks like you’re in for some continuity! Should you check back on Thursday for the next installment? I’m just say-in’…
Underworld comes out this weekend and I think it’s tale of star-crossed vampire and werewolf lovers is gonna strike a chord with closet goths everywhere. I guess they’re calling it the Romeo and Juliet for the monster-loving crowd.
Frankly, I’m just happy to see a movie with a good werewolf in it. Vampires always get the screen time. I guess they’re more interesting and romantic figures than a howling hairball. But can you remember the last really good werewolf picture? It’s been a while.
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By the way, if you’re thinking about buying a poster, better make it soon. There are only 30 left and I plan on taking whatever I have in stock to the Minneapolis FallCon on October 4 and 5. I have a pretty strong feeling I will sell out if I do.
So don’t let procrastination be your excuse! Buy a poster now, before they’re gone forever!
Hey, why are all the lights off?
And why are you listening to The Cure?
Hmm. A receipt from Hot Topic. A black cloak? A giant crcifix? Fishnet stockings? Spongebob shirt?
Oh no. A sink splattered with black hair dye.
It can only mean one thing.
The battle between vampires and werewolves is at hand.
GOTH JARED! But I thought you were dead!
Who is Goth Jared? To be continued!....