As you can see, after being out of commission since Wednesday evening, Theater Hopper is up and running! Aren’t you glad I had a comic prepared in case of just such a miracle?
The story behind our down time is long and sorted. Longer and more sorted than I care to go into right now. But rest assured, I have a rant on deck that could choke a donkey!
For now, do as I do and count your blessings that the site has returned unharmed. I’m just so elated to have it up and running again, I think I’ll leave it at that for now. Check back later for the full story.
Oh! And for those of you who e-mailed and offered support, thank you. I know I’ll thank you again, but I wanted to thank you now, too.
↓ Transcript
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Executives...
C'mere a minute. I wanna pitch a movie idea to you.
Okay, you kno that scene in Austin Powers: Goldmember where they did a flashback and had teenage actors play Dr. Evil and Austin Powers?
Uh-huh.
I was thinking we could to that with one of our properties. But instead of one scene, it could be the WHOLE MOVIE!
To cut costs, we won't hire back any of the original actors, writers or director! And we'll make it a prequel! Because audiences love prequels! If anyone complains, we'll just throw in a ton of hot chicks.
I'm thinking Dumb and Dumber would be the perfect movie to try this with. Who cares if the original is almost 10 years old and Jim Carrey doesn't even make a cameo? I'm telling you, we can't lose!
So, basically... this is about you trying to get fired
Well, duh.
C'mere a minute. I wanna pitch a movie idea to you.
Okay, you kno that scene in Austin Powers: Goldmember where they did a flashback and had teenage actors play Dr. Evil and Austin Powers?
Uh-huh.
I was thinking we could to that with one of our properties. But instead of one scene, it could be the WHOLE MOVIE!
To cut costs, we won't hire back any of the original actors, writers or director! And we'll make it a prequel! Because audiences love prequels! If anyone complains, we'll just throw in a ton of hot chicks.
I'm thinking Dumb and Dumber would be the perfect movie to try this with. Who cares if the original is almost 10 years old and Jim Carrey doesn't even make a cameo? I'm telling you, we can't lose!
So, basically... this is about you trying to get fired
Well, duh.
