Some thoughts about the impending *THUD!* at the box office here-to-fore known as 2 Fast, 2 Furious:
1. What the hell is going on with the title of this movie? It sounds like something a girl from junior high would write in her year book.
2. Paul Walker + Tyrese + Miami = “Crocket & Tubbs – The Next Generation”
3. I refuse to see this movie.
4. “Woo!”, indeed.
I think the very fact that they made a sequel to the shlock that was The Fast and The Furious smacks of money grubbing foolishness. I feel damn sorry for the generation of car tweakers who are going to get swindled into seeing this new batch of crap.
I resent the first movie for cohersing people into the beliefe that a few decalls and a neon paint job could make their car awesome. In my book, it falls under “obnoxious”. Maybe you need a muffler that sounds like a fat man farting and some wintergreen hi-beams to be cool in Florida, but it looks damn stupid in a corn-fed state like Iowa.
In the immortal words of my good friend Butah P, “You are neither fast and/or furious”
Although the movie will probably do okay at the box office this Friday, it’ll only be because there is no new competition to go up against it. Give it a week and everyone will have forgotten about it.
Until then, expect another toon lampooning this dud. Because it’s just TOO easy to make fun of!
Sure. If you Wanna watch Paulk Walker and Tyrese yell "Woo!" at each other for two hours.
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A ten minute car chase and 80 minutes of "Woo!"
Whope-de-frickin'-woo!
Did they have to film them laughing at us over the closing credits?